Sir George Somers (Bob Hope): Is there anyone around here besides you?
Princess Lydia (Loni Anderson): Well, just an Indian Tribe. They're called the Hellawi Tribe.
Stranded Settler (Joan Van Ark): How do they know where we are?
Princess Lydia (Loni Anderson): They don't even know where they are. They just run around and say, 'Where the Hellawi?'
Sure, there was no Indian tribe on the island when the British first arrived, and the ship washed up on Achilles Bay (not Horseshoe where the entire bit was shot) but it is an entertaining six-and-a-half minutes. You can thank me later.