It looks like Indiana Jones might be cracking his leather whip again—and he’ll be doing it in Bermuda. According to countless entertainment blogs, Hollywood rumor mills and wanna-be news sites, Indy’s latest adventure will be in the Bermuda Triangle. If that’s indeed the case, it’s sure to be a high-seas adventure, but the good Dr. Jones has to hit land at some point, right? Of course, Hollywood being Hollywood nothing has been set in stone, but the final quote of a leaked report is encouraging for the island. Says an anonymous source, "Shia LaBeouf has a central role again as Indy's son but this will be a blockbuster made in the old fashioned way rather than the CGI efforts of the last movie." Which basically means there’ll be no computer-animated mumbo jumbo, which further means they’ll need plenty of boats and of course, all those boats will need docks, which Bermuda is proud to boast plenty of. Me being an eternal optimist, I’m thinking they’ve gotta shoot part of the movie on land. So without further adieu, here are my proposed movie titles for Indy’s next flick:
“Raiders of the Lost Shark: Indy Combs the Bermuda Triangle for Signs of Life”
“Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Madras Shorts”
“Indiana Jones and the Temple of Vroom: 50cc’s And Nowhere to Go”
“Indiana Jones and the Last Escapade: The Legend of Johnny Barnes”
Got any other suggestions? Lemme hear it!